NC: I can't just give something fun and entertaining on Christmas Day! Not on Christmas Day! Wonka: Did you just use "majesty" in describing your work? NC: No, no, you don't understand! Every year, I do a heartfelt, meaningful episode! Something that the majesty of Christmas deserves! Wonka: Well, what does it matter? You'll still have a fun review anyway. (clutches at his forehead) Oh, God, I must've gotten the dates mixed up! There's nothing special or deep about it or anything. NC: One of the reviews goes up Christmas Day? (Suddenly, NC stops abruptly and turns around to face them again with a look of apprehension on his face) HFG: Well, whatever review you have planned for Christmas Day, I'm sure it's gonna be fantastic. (turns to leave) I'm gonna go film and edit this review. Everyone's bringing a little something to help out, whether it be punch, canned yams, or the blood of our enemies caramelized in their own salty tears.
I know you have a really early flight tomorrow. I just might not have a ton of energy for the holiday party tonight. NC: The past several nights so I could get these done before the deadline today. I just have to review The Santa Clause 3 for this week, and then finally, Christmas vacation. HFG: Hey, Critic, are you done editing the Christmas review for next week? (They then hear the sound of NC groaning and rubbing his eyes as he walks down the hall toward them in his Christmas jacket) (sees Black Wonka) Oh! Black Willy Wonka, did you get the presents? HFG: (writing in binder) Christmas trees, stockings. (He turns off his cell phone and walks out into the hallway, where Hyper Fangirl is) (gets up from his seat and walks toward his front door) Well, you can blame Jesus. Wonka: Yes, sir, you heard correctly, we'll be closed on Christmas Day.
Then we open on Black Willy Wonka (played by Malcolm) sitting at his desk and talking on the phone)
(The Channel Awesome logo and NC intro play.